Date: Sat, 20 Feb 1999 20:47:27 +1000

Subject: Humph!!!

"Why do Simes like Gens?" (other then the obvious reason)
"Because they appreciate the simple things in life...."

I wonder how she would like to be without this particular Gen for a few rather crucial days. She has my son, Garth the pre sime, doing it too. I wish they would remember that I'm the one who wears the nager in this family!

Does anyone else out there have problems with wisecracking members of the other larity?

Eliza ambrov Halwyn
Companion to a very ungrateful Zoe Farris

And here are some more....

I came home to find my sime emptying a bottle of grape fruit juice down the sink.
"This juice is no good" she said. "It's made from sour grapes!"

At a bar
"I'll have a Gen and tonic please."

Dinner last night my sime says....
"You have to eat more then that - you need your energy for running away - errr, I mean producing selyn."

My sime is in the shower. What do I hear warbling out through the bathroom door???
"You always kill, the one you love, dah dah, dah dah, dah dah..."

~ sigh ~